articlecavern.com articlecavern.com
Search:    Main Page :> About Us :> Security & Privacy :> Terms of Use :> Add Url :> Add Article   
Get 3 way links
 

Medical Care

Culture & Art

Government & Politics

Internet & Computers

People & Communities

Technology & Science

Games & Play

Business & Services

Children

Eating & Drinking

Relationship & Lifestyle

Outdoor & Sports

Garden & Home

Shopping & Auction

Recreation & Entertainment

Issues & News

Hotels & Travel

Finance & Investment

Fitness & Health

Academics & Education

Jobs & Careers

Self Healing

Vehicles & Automotive

Estate & Realty


 

  Main Page › People & Communities › Fun & Humor
   
 

Unruly Airliner Passenger Discharge System

   

Author: Lance Winslow

So often we have unruly airline passengers who threaten to disrupt a flight or cause a scene. Some have been known to attack passengers, attempt to open a door in flight or even assault a stewardess. I propose we put pods on the bottom of aircraft, which hold exactly one to two unruly passengers. If things get out of control we stick them inside and let them go like a bomb?

Once the pod gets to 10,000 feet a chute will deploy and a tracking device activated for the authorities to pick them up later. Once they landed they would be apprehended if convenient, their credit cards charged for the deployment and system, they would be bummed and then lose lifetime flying privileges too. This idea is based on another thought of taking the entire cabin in the event of dire emergency and jettison it from the aircraft like a cargo pod from a C-17 in flight, then the pilots could determine with the lighter load if it was safe to land the aircraft or try to glide down or leave themselves.

In this case it would be a small escape pod. You know the F-111 had an escape pod for the pilots.

http://www.ejectionsite.com/texans/f111d_34rt.jpg

http://www.ejectionsite.com/f111restore.htm

http://www.f-111.net/ejection.htm

http://www.f-111.net/museums/68-019-284.jpg

Just say see ya and jettison the drunken fool off the plane and therefore no more problem, no more air travel for them (put them on the do not fly list) and then charge them a huge fee? That ought to teach them? Think on this.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

You can also reach this article by using: funny news, funny news stories, funny news articles, funny news headlines, current funny news
 
 
 

Related Articles

 
Humor - No Sense Of
 
Move Congressional Buildings to Juarez Mexico, Drugs are Legal there!
 
The Energy of the One
 
How A Single Mom In Pennsylvania Makes A Living Selling Bookmarks Online
 
Figs! - Where Are They?
 
Expert of Experts: Things HE Didn't Tell Neale About Choice
 
Sleeping in the Same Bed
 
Don't Always Believe What They Tell You at the Social Security Office
 
A World in Love with Jokes
 
Be Careful What You Wish For - When Having a Large Benefactor is Not a Good Thing
 
 
 
 
 

Expert of Experts: Things HE Didn't Tell Neale About Choice

Drew Kittinger was going about the business of being himself by teaching others how to become expert ... - Drew Kittinger
 

Hotel Showers: Why So Low?

Q: Why are hotel shower heads SO low? I mean, I pretty much have to squat the entire time I am in th ... - Manoj Jasra
 

Real Men Love Jesus; Why is he Gay?

Perhaps you have seen that bumper sticker that says; Real men love Jesus! I suppose that bumper stic ... - Lance Winslow
 
 

How to Become a Phone Psychic

A truly gifted clairvoyant is worth their weight in gold in the highly competitive market of phone p ... - Ross Bainbridge
 

Montreal Beer Festival - Mondial de la Biere

It's nearly summer, the festival season in Montreal starts with the Montreal Beer Festival. Find out ... - Dustin Marcus
 
 
Main Page :> Security & Privacy :> Terms of Use
Copyright © 2006, www.articlecavern.com